| I. |
I am bloRp, thy connection, and thou shall have
no other connections before me. |
| II. |
Thou shalt not take the name of the bloRp, thy
connection, In vain. |
| III. |
Remember thy Internet bill and pay it
religiously. |
| IV. |
Thou shalt honor thy CPU and thy modem, that it
may be well with thee, and thou mayest live long on the internet. |
| V. |
Thou shalt not kill other peoples connections
to the Internet. |
| VI. |
Thou shalt not commit adultery whilst in a chat
room. |
| VII. |
Thou shalt not steal on-line services or other
peoples passwords. |
| VIII. |
Thou shalt not bear false bandwidth against thy
neighbor, and geveth him an inferiority complex. |
| IX. |
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's computer. |
| X. |
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's bandwidth,
nor his manservant's bandwidth, nor his maidservant't bandwidth, nor his cattle's
bandwidth, nor anything that hath anything to do with thy neighbors bandwidth.. |
